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Today, I figured out how serious my weight problem really is when my boyfriend had to lift a fat roll before he could enter me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9255) - you deserved it (37157)

On 09/11/2012 at 12:56pm - intimacy - by gemma - United Kingdom (Belfast)

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I'd suggest you go run a lap... Or 10... Thousand...

#2 - On 09/11/2012 at 4:27pm by DrDilllonReese

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You're lucky someone is even trying to enter you if they have to do that.

#3 - On 09/11/2012 at 4:28pm by MolesterStallone

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