Today, for the second day in a row, I got to hear both of my roommates having sex, through two closed doors and a hallway. This is as I hit my thirtieth month of involuntary celibacy. FML

by Scholar / 09/05/2012 at 12:13pm / United States / Intimacy

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  • 30 months?!? You need to get laid PRONTO!

    #4 - On 09/05/2012 at 4:26pm by theslimshadylp

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  • Don't do what 1 said to do. Get back at them by standing outside their door, loudly making the same noises they are.

    #5 - On 09/05/2012 at 4:27pm by redmane

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