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you could always say its ur razor... you have to shave ur face every day, and the razor blades against ur flesh just feels, soo, good.. and then moan awkwardly.

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lol I can jus picture this from ur neighbors point of view. ...buzzzz..."there goes our damn single horny neighbor again." lol I bet they have a schedule of when ur goin to.

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Op ydi, a thin wall goes both ways; you should've heard them and realized that they could hear you. Unless your neighbors are silent at all times, or you are an extraordinarily loud screamer, you shouldve noticed. if you and your vibrator are that loud you need to go somewhere more private to do that, such as the moon or a soundproof room or something.

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Better yet, just tell them, "Yes, those are the sounds I make when I masturbate. Want to know how to shut me up? Get the fuck in my bedroom, and get those fucking pants off.

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71 - Well Played 123 - Your moms an idiot. YDI for using a vibrator as large as your forearm that produces a hum that is similar to walrus and a hippo having sex.

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Hm well if that's the case, I think I'd make a pretty funny-looking guy. Also, I'm happily married and 30wks pregnant with our first little girl. But if he meant op, I guess it could apply to both genders but um..well I won't judge.

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Ha thanks. I'm sure you're pretty hot too but I don't see a picture.. and if you must know I've been married for almost 2 years to the man I've been with for over 5, and we're expecting our first child in a few weeks.

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