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Today, I woke up to a glorious sunrise. I stood up, took a moment to soak up some sunlight, and then spent the next hour too scared to go make my morning coffee, after my mother loudly moaned, "Ah yeah, give it to me, Woody!" from down the hall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28124) - you deserved it (2233)

On 06/02/2012 at 4:31pm - intimacy - by huh (woman) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

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Toy story?

#1 - On 06/02/2012 at 9:16pm by fireice22

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Sounds like they were the ones who had a glorious morning.

#3 - On 06/02/2012 at 9:17pm by ZX6Rninja

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