By huh - 02/06/2012 20:31 - United Kingdom - Troon

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Today, I woke up to a glorious sunrise. I stood up, took a moment to soak up some sunlight, and then spent the next hour too scared to go make my morning coffee, after my mother loudly moaned, "Ah yeah, give it to me, Woody!" from down the hall. FML
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ZX6Rninja 0

Sounds like they were the ones who had a glorious morning.

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xPlayerofDeathx 0

Walk in, take a picture, demand items from mom = all you want

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BunchieRules 31

35 - Jessie never liked Buzz; we all know it's Woody she was after...

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mercsl65 7

most kids I know don't drink coffee in the morning... bad assumption I guess

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raraisbang 12

Actually, I drank coffee all the way through junior high and high school, and so did quite a few people I know. Assumptions, assumptions.

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dellis44 7

does your father happen to be a cowboy that said stuff like " somebody poisoned the water hole!"?

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tigers1351 2

Be a glass half full type of person.Take advantage of the opportunity, and take the car for spin.

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Gymnastlevel10 0

Eeeew. No matter what way you think about this, there is not a happy ending.

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Ranora 9

That's called "morning wood(y)".

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