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how is this an FML? He wasn't disgusted by it. Didn't leave you. Stayed in bed with you. Just wanted you to refrain from opening your mouth near him until you brush your teeth. Everyone has bad breath in the morning. Get over yourself & stop being dramatic.

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What a coincedence! My breath doesn't smell like unicorns and daises in the morning either! We must be, like, the only two people on earth where our breath smells bad after sleeping. We should totally go out since such a condition is only between you and me, and no one else.

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Brushing your teeth in the morning doesn't get rid of morning breathe. You actually have to brush your tounge to get rid of all the crap that builds up there.

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Thats when you get up and brush your teeth, why is this a FML? People don't know they have to brush their teeth daily?

how is this an FML? He wasn't disgusted by it. Didn't leave you. Stayed in bed with you. Just wanted you to refrain from opening your mouth near him until you brush your teeth. Everyone has bad breath in the morning. Get over yourself & stop being dramatic.

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No, it won't. You'll still have morning breath in the morning. Easiest thing to do OP, is turn over and not breath in his face until you brush/use mouthwash. It's not really an FML (although I can understand why you would say that) but more of an average type situation.

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Have you tried your methods before you posted them here? Obviously not. Since its one of the dumbest advice I've seen in awhile.

Someones a bit kinky, realy, a rusty trumbone? Next time, do it in the shower. That way when you go to lick his ass, hopefully the shit will have washed away.

Ehh try getting out of bed an hour before he usually wakes up and brush your teeth/ use mouthwash

I feel your pain. I have terrible morning breath too. I brush and use mouthwash every night, to no avail. My boyfriends nice about it but you'd never catch him kissing me first thing in the morning.

Well your ass was pointed toward him so if his eyes were closed he could have mistaken your fart for your breath.

"Oh, I get it. The fat man cracks a funny and everyone wets themselves. I give FML gold and I get squat!.. I'll be in the car."

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