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Today, my boyfriend of three months told me he's going to get tested for STDs, because he's worried about a previous partner. I'm grateful for his thoughtfulness, but I'd be even more grateful if we hadn't already slept together several times. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25077) - you deserved it (6453)

On 02/09/2012 at 7:09pm - intimacy - by nosymptoms (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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Maybe thats his way of sayin he cheated

#2 - On 02/10/2012 at 2:35am by Shelbyyyyyyy

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You can always hope he doesnt have any. If he does, better hope its not herpes.

#1 - On 02/10/2012 at 2:35am by ninjuh_wingman

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