Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend of three months told me he's going to get...

By nosymptoms - 10/02/2012 00:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three months told me he's going to get tested for STDs, because he's worried about a previous partner. I'm grateful for his thoughtfulness, but I'd be even more grateful if we hadn't already slept together several times. FML

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By Laura - 17/09/2010 00:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML

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Today, at my physical, I found out that my ex-boyfriend who broke up with me 4 months ago was not only cheating on me, but had also manage to catch chlamydia and give it to me. I'm now dating someone else, so I had to explain that I've had chlamydia for 4 months without knowing, and he should probably get tested. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 19:53 - United States

Today, while with my new boyfriend, my ex called to tell me I needed to go to the doctor to get checked out. He had gotten an STD from the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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Shelbyyyyyyy 4

Friday 10 February 2012 8:35

Maybe thats his way of sayin he cheated

ninjuh_wingman 29

Friday 10 February 2012 8:35

You can always hope he doesnt have any. If he does, better hope its not herpes.

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Nicostream 16

Friday 10 February 2012 20:42

Y u no use condom if you're not sure whether partner is clean or not? YDI.

charlieinfinite 1

Friday 10 February 2012 21:12

Yeah... this is why you should ALWAYS get tested together BEFORE you start sleeping with a new partner. It's just smart. Next time, go get tested together and ask for the full board of tests. Better safe than sorry.

hobo09 3

Friday 10 February 2012 21:16

CONDOMS!!!

Sammylovee1 6

Friday 10 February 2012 21:37

Just to let you know and not be mean, there called STI's not STD's.

francieev 0

Saturday 11 February 2012 20:04

Just to let YOU know, there are STD's, sexually transmitted diseases.

bubo_fml 10

Friday 10 February 2012 21:53

It's very important to explore 'outer play' before 'inner play' while you wait for said test results. Until then, if you need practice, my # is 555-****...

laurenlynn99 0

Friday 10 February 2012 23:06

You've been dating for three months and already have had sex? Wow. Ur easy.

UrAverageBrat 10

Friday 10 February 2012 23:24

In all fairness, you two should've discussed getting tested before hand

loganmorganml1 0

Saturday 11 February 2012 0:32

Wooow only been three months and you already slept with them seven times?

megatherium 4

Saturday 11 February 2012 1:12

Several does not mean seven.

cocktailpeanut 3

Saturday 11 February 2012 4:10

If you would have made him wrap it up, you would have to be worried about this, now would you? You're not easy for sleeping with him in the 3 months... that's pretty common this day and age. However, you really should let this be a lesson to make your partner wear a condom until you have been tested and are in a monogamous relationship. Don't be stupid next time.