Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend of three months told me he's going to get...

By nosymptoms - 10/02/2012 00:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three months told me he's going to get tested for STDs, because he's worried about a previous partner. I'm grateful for his thoughtfulness, but I'd be even more grateful if we hadn't already slept together several times. FML

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML

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Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML

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Today, I was talking to my situationship when he dropped the bomb that he wanted to break up, and that he'd tested positive for chlamydia. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2022 16:00 - United States - Cumberland

Today, at my physical, I found out that my ex-boyfriend who broke up with me 4 months ago was not only cheating on me, but had also manage to catch chlamydia and give it to me. I'm now dating someone else, so I had to explain that I've had chlamydia for 4 months without knowing, and he should probably get tested. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 19:53 - United States

Today, while with my new boyfriend, my ex called to tell me I needed to go to the doctor to get checked out. He had gotten an STD from the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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Shelbyyyyyyy 4

Friday 10 February 2012 8:35

Maybe thats his way of sayin he cheated

ninjuh_wingman 29

Friday 10 February 2012 8:35

You can always hope he doesnt have any. If he does, better hope its not herpes.

Comments

EngagedToSatan 5

Friday 10 February 2012 13:09

well maybe if you kept your legs shut, this wouldnt be a problem. Have you not heard of condoms either? Please dont breed. Like ****. Last thing we need is another idiot like you breeding.

coletrain11 5

Friday 10 February 2012 13:57

Haters gonna hate.

desireev 17

Friday 10 February 2012 15:27

54- I'll bet your mommy thinks you're perfect, doesn't she?! You ain't no better than anybody here! With the mouth you have, I hope you have children and they beat you till you can't talk anymore. Spare the world of your obnoxious ass!

ThecomingofTan 9

Friday 10 February 2012 16:56

Guys, she is obviously engaged to Satan, that would explain her comment. Give him my regards and make him give me my penis pump back, 54.

cinderella10383 6

Friday 10 February 2012 18:36

God 54 have you ever heard of throwing rocks in glass houses? Unless of course you're too young for sex then I can understand your comment. We are not here to judge we are here to laugh at the misfortune of others. Honestly it could be any of us who've had sex posting this FML FYL OP if you have contracted something. Btw what does Like **** mean??

EpicSquishii 21

Saturday 11 February 2012 7:13

"I hope you have abusive children?" Seriously? Haha idiot

batummshakalaka 1

Friday 10 February 2012 13:12

Go with him and get checked out yourself. Or you can wait helplessly for his results. But whatever you do, make sure you yell at him for it. Accuse him of cheating and lying while pouring bleach all over his clothes. Yeahh, that sounds about right.