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Today, I asked my boyfriend if I've gained weight. He replied, "Why do you think I've been so often on top lately?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (34816) - you deserved it (8588)

On 12/09/2011 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

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Why do you need to ask someone of you've gained weight you can just step on a scale

#3 - On 12/10/2011 at 2:35am by irokyoursox

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Well, its less "work" for you :)

#1 - On 12/10/2011 at 2:31am by Meme1988

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