Intimacy: Today, I asked my boyfriend if I've gained weight. He replied,...

By Anonymous - 10/12/2011 03:41 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend if I've gained weight. He replied, "Why do you think I've been so often on top lately?" FML

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By Fluffy - 13/12/2017 19:00

Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML

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By The fat and the ugly - 27/10/2011 18:56 - Finland

Today, I was getting out of the shower, when my boyfriend decided to ask, "Did your boobs get smaller, or did you just gain weight around them?" FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2020 14:00

Today, I asked my boyfriend to honestly tell me if I had become overweight. He replied that yes, I had, but that it was OK because I was his "Lumpy Space Princess." FML

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By notsoskinny - 18/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML

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By Srain - 07/01/2010 06:36 - Australia

Today, feeling confident, I asked my boyfriend what he thought of my new body, since I had lost 16 kilos over the past month. He told me that he missed the old me and wanted me to gain weight again. My boyfriend was the one that encouraged me to lose weight in the first place. FML

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Roll with it

By anon - 17/09/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML

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Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 08:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me that I appear to have gained some weight. After realizing that it made me feel depressed, he tried to make me feel better by making love to me. I decided to go with it. While doing so, he paused and said, "I'm sorry baby, but your weight is too much pressure for my back." FML

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By cc - 24/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML

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By Mellon - 09/12/2021 01:59

Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML

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irokyoursox 6

Saturday 10 December 2011 8:35

Why do you need to ask someone of you've gained weight you can just step on a scale

Meme1988 18

Saturday 10 December 2011 8:31

Well, its less "work" for you :)

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Eiregal2 10

Sunday 11 December 2011 0:21

Well, at least he's honest, now sit on his face and keep asking till he passes out!!

gundamexia 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 2:00

kinda sounds like a friendly couple-type insult to me :/

aturcios1 7

Sunday 11 December 2011 2:22

thats rude

AlmostaChef 4

Sunday 11 December 2011 2:34

I nearly collapsed from laughter on that one. Lol, this is easily one of my favorites.

NoLongerExists 11

Sunday 11 December 2011 2:56

Well now that the comments have been deleted we both look mad. Nice, lol

YagerMiester95 8

Sunday 11 December 2011 6:01

Now you've learned your lesson.

jay1010 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 18:00

Haha

Fylminesawsome 5

Sunday 11 December 2011 18:48

Good answer

sovetskiy 8

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:33

That we do...

savafire 0

Monday 12 December 2011 0:07

Tell him he needs to be nicer

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