Kids, Parents and Insulting: Low blow

Low blow

By Well thenn - 15/04/2023 05:00 - United States - Bridgeton

Today, I told my sister that it wasn't classy to eat an entire box of cookies by herself. She responding by telling me it's not classy to not know who my son's father is. FML

I agree, your life sucks 166

You deserved it 2 241

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 09/05/2011 04:37 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to give his mother a box of chocolates and flowers for Mother's Day. She just stared at them and said, "What's this for? You're not my daughter, and never will be. But I'll keep the chocolate." FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 874

You deserved it 6 313

By loser - 17/02/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 000

You deserved it 52 108

So selfish

By Anonymous - 26/04/2020 14:00

Today, my family yelled at me for being a "selfish disappointment." My crime? Not being able to help my sister's boyfriend do his homework while I'm working on my class finals. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 798

You deserved it 118

Vessels

By failed brood mare - 17/11/2013 17:46 - United States - Hollywood

Today, my mom bitched me out for still being single at age 19, and still not having started a family. She considers this "immoral," yet showed nothing but praise for my sister, who's pregnant at 15 and doesn't know which of three guys is the father. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 745

You deserved it 3 113

By CryoSpectre - 11/05/2015 04:23 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I made my mom cookies for Mother's Day. My brother took all the cookies to work as a snack, because I didn't specifically tell him that the homemade "MOM" hearts weren't meant for him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 861

You deserved it 2 337

It's a set up!

By Anonymous - 10/02/2023 01:00 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, my brother had texted me, asking, "Why did you take Mom's chocolate? That's pathetic." I proceeded to swear on my own life that I didn't, but directly after that he sent me a picture of the wrapper in my room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 106

You deserved it 1 255

Classic Mom

By secret - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Ashford

Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 419

You deserved it 2 300

By AnonymousCow - 20/09/2016 13:04 - Australia - Perth

Today, I told my daughter that she wasn't allowed to eat in her room, so she sat at the table and glared at me for 10 minutes while she ate. She's 15. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 808

You deserved it 1 895

Narcissists never unite!

By bntje - 14/04/2013 20:39 - Netherlands - Holten

Today, my sister went into a blind rage at me for "upstaging" her by announcing that I'm pregnant, two months after she did the same. My husband and I have been trying for two years. She's in high school and doesn't even know who the father is. FML

I agree, your life sucks 76 708

You deserved it 3 840

By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 15:00 - Australia

Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 251

You deserved it 2 696

Anderling 32

Saturday 15 April 2023 15:08

Don’t dish it out if you can’t take it.

Blueraspberrycat 6

Saturday 15 April 2023 12:22

What buisness of yours is it what she eats? Also seriously you dont know who the father is? I think your the last person to judge class, seriously just how much dick do you take/drugs/ drinking problem. Absolutely deserved and that poor kid to have such a classless mother.

Comments

Blueraspberrycat 6

Saturday 15 April 2023 12:22

senin 5

Saturday 15 April 2023 19:36

goated comment.

JackWood 20

Saturday 15 April 2023 14:18

Sibling one up manship and you lost. It's best not to comment on sibling weaknesses. js

Anderling 32

Saturday 15 April 2023 15:08

Don’t dish it out if you can’t take it.

Dr_Alex 10

Saturday 15 April 2023 15:21

Well, dude, she isn't wrong, you know.

TomeDr 24

Saturday 15 April 2023 15:45

ZZZIIIIIINNNNNGGGG!!!

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 15 April 2023 17:38

That escalated quickly!

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 15 April 2023 20:16

Ooooo, burn!!! But seriously, I've never understood how a woman can't know the father of her child. If you're sleeping around that much, you shouldn't be allowed to have kids.