Intimacy: Today, I asked my boyfriend if I've gained weight. He replied,... - FML

By Anonymous - 10/12/2011 03:41 - United States

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Today, I asked my boyfriend if I've gained weight. He replied, "Why do you think I've been so often on top lately?" FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 08:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me that I appear to have gained some weight. After realizing that it made me feel depressed, he tried to make me feel better by making love to me. I decided to go with it. While doing so, he paused and said, "I'm sorry baby, but your weight is too much pressure for my back." FML

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By cc - 24/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML

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irokyoursox 6

Saturday 10 December 2011 8:35

Why do you need to ask someone of you've gained weight you can just step on a scale

Meme1988 18

Saturday 10 December 2011 8:31

Well, its less "work" for you :)

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happykesh 3

Saturday 10 December 2011 9:06

Hey at least hes still having sex with you. This is a wake-up call to work out. But your boyfriend could have been much nicer.

FYLDeep 25

Saturday 10 December 2011 9:07

It's usually pretty easy to tell if you've gained weight. If you feel the need to ask another person's opinion, you should probably already know the answer.

hiLife808 0

Saturday 10 December 2011 9:09

you should have said "you being on top all the time is the reason why I've been gaining weight. I don't get my weekly exercise" :)

Okayitwasme 0

Saturday 10 December 2011 9:12

Wait, I don't get how this is an FML? He noticed!

bjr1208 3

Saturday 10 December 2011 9:23

What a dick!

iMagzzzy 0

Saturday 10 December 2011 9:36

I wonder how long it took you to write that.

your_ma 27

Saturday 10 December 2011 9:47

Would you have preferred it if he'd lied..? At least you can trust him to be honest with you. Also you obviously knew you'd put on weight anyway so why not do something about it instead of just complaining about it.

Locoluis 15

Saturday 10 December 2011 16:09

No, she would have preferred not gaining weight at all...

your_ma 27

Sunday 11 December 2011 2:50

Well that was her own silly over-eating fault! It's not rocket science, burn more calories than you eat and your boyfriend won't be scared of you smushing him during sex..

mrszane93 5

Saturday 10 December 2011 9:59

He was being forward about it and it did seem kinda messed up but you asked for it. An answer like "just a little, honey" would have been more polite though.

Bigboned38 0

Saturday 10 December 2011 10:12

Why do woman ask questions like that? If you don't want a honest answer then don't ask, it's all about what you think of your own body!

AliCat18 12

Saturday 10 December 2011 14:14

#42 women can ask. they always will in order to boost their self esteem! its just what most girls do. yes she deserves the truth and needs to deal with it if shes willing to ask however it was a bit harsh for him to add in the bit about sex!

NippsSlipps 10

Saturday 10 December 2011 10:41

One solution: Get on top and show him what you're made of!

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