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Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started noisily masturbating while he was playing World of Warcraft. His response was to put his headphones on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38185) - you deserved it (11321)

On 09/23/2011 at 6:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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Your boyfriend has issues

#2 - On 09/23/2011 at 9:16am by Kyzahhh

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Dear nerds...
Not everyday your naked girlfriends masturbates next to you... Be sure to take full advantage.

#7 - On 09/23/2011 at 9:18am by Badjuju7711

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