By Anonymous - 23/09/2011 10:41 - United States

Spicy
Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started noisily masturbating while he was playing World of Warcraft. His response was to put his headphones on. FML
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Badjuju7711 0

Dear nerds... Not everyday your naked girlfriends masturbates next to you... Be sure to take full advantage.

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yawnsobored 1

Been there. It sucks. Try playing WoW. Or next time he wants something say your panties have a low drop rate. xD

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fatalwish 6

Ive played wow simce release and ive never passed on sex with my gf.... Dude should get his priorities straight

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toalysium 15

And you're still with him why?

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SteelCladAngel 0

Lul, when I wanted attention from my ((former)) bf while he was gaming I just got under his desk and started giving him head It worked every time... ;)

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rowanessence 4

Yeah just get on your knees and start sucking.

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asktherunes 4

WTF leave him find somebody else. Why are women putting up with this kind of shit from a boyfriend. Believe me, it will not get better if you marry him. It will only get worse

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kristen69 0

Leave him. My ex did that shit to me with cod and I broke his disk and left him.

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Lillie_bird 16

My ex was the same. Wish I had done what you did.

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rasta_pasta 4

You people are ******* retarded if you think destroying another person's property is every a good idea.

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shotgun479 4

He don't even deserve to have u as. Girlfriend

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