Love, Video games, Gamers and Relatable: Pure concentration - FML

Pure concentration

By Anonymous - 30/05/2022 16:00

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend bought Elden Ring and hasn’t listened to me once all day. At one point I got his attention by waving my bare boobs at him to remind him it’s his turn to cook. Unfortunately he didn’t listen to me then either, because, you know, my boobs were out and his ears shut down. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 23/09/2011 10:41 - United States

Spicy

Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started noisily masturbating while he was playing World of Warcraft. His response was to put his headphones on. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2016 20:56 - United States

Spicy

Today, I tried to get my boyfriend's attention by taking my bra off and tossing it at him. He only put it on as a hat and kept playing his video games. FML

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I feel love

By Anonymous - 16/02/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, for Valentine’s Day, I got my boyfriend chocolates, a new Xbox game and planned lots of kinky sexy time. He ate the chocolate, orgasmed after three thrusts, had a 2-hour nap, then ignored me while playing the new game all afternoon. He didn’t get me anything, not even my own orgasm. FML

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Take the hint

By Anonymous - 05/12/2021 01:59

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Today, my boyfriend has spent all morning claiming there’s nothing to do when it’s raining outside. Sex is always an option, but he’s missed all my hints, including stripping naked and kissing him, because he thought I was on my way to get a shower instead of trying to fuck him. FML

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Obsessed and possessed

By ugh just make it stop - 01/07/2023 18:00

Today, after weeks of my yelling, my boyfriend finally listened and got a hobby. Instead of getting into something sensible like martial arts, he chose tabletop gaming. Now I have to listen to hours of boring stories about pretend fantasy worlds, and admit to everyone that my boyfriend is a nerd. FML

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Soon

By Kilania - 10/09/2019 04:00

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend was talking about video games. Bored of the subject, I started kissing his neck and chest in hopes of him to stop talking and getting some action. He did stop, only for him to say about a minute later, "You're lucky my games can't do this." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

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Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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So frustrating!

By Justawoman - 04/06/2014 15:52 - Denmark - Aarhus

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML

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By Johna Richardson - 30/07/2017 20:00

Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML

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Decisions, decisions

By Anonymous - 14/04/2020 08:00

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Today, I shoved my tits in my boyfriend's face, but he chose to continue playing Minecraft. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 30 May 2022 16:15

Looks like your plan went **** up.

cuz803 44

Monday 30 May 2022 19:54

A popular video game the boyfriend is in love with.

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Monday 30 May 2022 16:15

Looks like your plan went **** up.

mattiagardin 15

Monday 30 May 2022 16:31

...just be happy that your boyfriend found something that makes him happy and cook tonight asking him later to cook twice next week?

wrenavery90 12

Monday 30 May 2022 19:17

What is elden ring?

cuz803 44

Monday 30 May 2022 19:54

A popular video game the boyfriend is in love with.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 30 May 2022 20:15

It's a sex toy. Once a guy gets an Elden Ring, sex with other humans is a downgrade.

AgreeingWings25 6

Tuesday 31 May 2022 5:45

Shut up pitiful tarnished

MorganHex 28

Tuesday 31 May 2022 14:00

cook for yourself and he can fend for himself if he gets hungry.

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