Intimacy: Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started...

By Anonymous - 23/09/2011 10:41 - United States

Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started noisily masturbating while he was playing World of Warcraft. His response was to put his headphones on. FML

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By chelle - 01/05/2009 17:40 - United States

Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2016 20:56 - United States

Today, I tried to get my boyfriend's attention by taking my bra off and tossing it at him. He only put it on as a hat and kept playing his video games. FML

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So frustrating!

By Justawoman - 04/06/2014 15:52 - Denmark - Aarhus

Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML

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By lilybelle11 - 03/11/2020 08:02 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2022 16:00

Today, my boyfriend bought Elden Ring and hasn’t listened to me once all day. At one point I got his attention by waving my bare boobs at him to remind him it’s his turn to cook. Unfortunately he didn’t listen to me then either, because, you know, my boobs were out and his ears shut down. FML

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By EpicBunBun - 10/05/2017 18:00

Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, I thought he went to change the music on his phone. He'd actually stopped mid-action just to check sports scores. FML

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By XxMe123xx - 19/08/2010 00:51 - France

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML

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By Sad.To.Be.Me. - 13/01/2012 23:56 - United States

Today, I was watching TV with my boyfriend, when a World of Warcraft commercial came on. He turned to me and said, "Yeah, I'd choose the Horde over you any day." FML

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MY EARS! MY EARS!

By ashbeat - 01/01/2013 15:20 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I can hear my flatmate masturbating loudly and asking himself if he likes it. And replying. FML

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Badjuju7711 0

Friday 23 September 2011 15:18

Dear nerds... Not everyday your naked girlfriends masturbates next to you... Be sure to take full advantage.

SunnyUserName123 5

Friday 23 September 2011 15:16

Internet dargonz > all. GAWD

Comments

whodat93 2

Friday 23 September 2011 17:06

Umm he needs his ass kicked

doogy15 11

Friday 23 September 2011 17:12

Blood elfs are pretty sexy with all that magic.

HushHushKeeKat 0

Friday 23 September 2011 17:12

Dump him if he's Alliance. If he's a Hordie, play with him.

rowanessence 4

Friday 23 September 2011 22:00

Lmao

ladyluck7 6

Friday 23 September 2011 22:20

Agreed

angrymexican 8

Wednesday 5 October 2011 1:01

I'd rather play ally mostly because all the annoying trollz moved to horde and mr t is a nelf

lolman222 0

Friday 23 September 2011 17:13

Never interrupt a man playing World of Warcraft! Rule one!

melkor_the_fox 0

Friday 23 September 2011 17:14

WoW is obviously more interesting than you :3

kbisogno 2

Friday 23 September 2011 17:37

Kinda your fault for dating someone who plays world of warcraft

dmw25 0

Friday 23 September 2011 17:38

You must be ugly haha

CrazyManNo9 29

Friday 23 September 2011 17:40

IDK about all you other guys, but I'm turned on! Too funny.

skidr0jr 6

Friday 23 September 2011 17:41

i play WoW, but damn.... i mean why would your bf wanna get laid?!?!?!

Raesin 21

Friday 23 September 2011 17:43

The noises you were making were probably really really annoying. Maybe you should take up playing it and join him.

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