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Today, my girlfriend told me that if my penis was on any other body it would be considered small, but on me it's "cute." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30082) - you deserved it (2840)

On 09/14/2011 at 2:11pm - intimacy - by wf - United States

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Fun sized!

#1 - On 09/14/2011 at 5:50pm by CryMoreFMLs

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+195 | 14

She's trying not be offensive. You should be grateful to have her.

#5 - On 09/14/2011 at 5:54pm by PSQ91

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+75 | 6

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