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By I_Has_A_Fishy / Tuesday 10 July 2012 19:33 / United States - Fort Worth
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  charlotte69er  |  7

"I'm pretty sure that's what the FML said" -#30

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  KBeatz  |  5

Yea it probably did. Fuck your husband's life OP, that roach just interrupted the sanctity of a peaceful shit. One of the worst things that can happen to a man.

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  MCRaddict15  |  15

I can't believe that was actually funny. Usually those puns make me roll my eyes.

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  miniluda12  |  12

So she killed her husband & helped the cockroach wipe his ass?

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  zandalee  |  19

4- Here in Australia the cockroaches can be bigger than six inches long. Locals keep them as pets, have cockroach races and other entertaining events with them. *Shudder*.

By  MassiveBerry  |  9

I read the first bit and expected him to be dead in the shower.

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  ripresno  |  10

Simply finding a dead body is nowhere near worthy to be on FML but when a grown man is found screaming like a little girl due to the presence of a cockroach that is worthy.

By  cjrand  |  7

I feel like there should have been some warning signs prior to this event that your husband is a complete puss... YDI

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  TinyEMT  |  6

This doesn't make him a "puss" at all. Guys have their phobias just like girls do. My boyfriend's afraid of heights and that doesn't make me see him any differently.

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  AbbyAbyss  |  5

So does it make me a puss that I have a fear of all bugs? I'm sure you are just an inconsiderate little prick who thinks you're all that in a bag of potato chips.

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  justmethough  |  8

I understand a normal bug phobia. Lot's of people are afraid of bugs. But I think the fact that op had to stay afterwards while her husband wiped his ass, is a bit much.

By  ACE1442  |  16

Da fuck?

By  beef25967  |  2

Well I guess you married a girl.

By  Kiki242  |  19

So I'm guessing you wear the pants in the relationship. I'm a girl and I hate roaches but never needed comfort when seeing one. Imagine if it touched him.

By  Inediblepeaches  |  15

My 5 year old sister would be tougher than that. No, really. She would finish what she was doing and leave the room. Tell him to man up.

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