Today, my boyfriend decided to use glow-in-the-dark body paint to make an arrow on his stomach pointing down. I guess he thought he'd "spice up" the way he always demands a blow job before sex. FML
by Anonymous / 08/28/2011 at 2:54am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Make sure your text complies with our rules
Better follow the directions
#1 - On 08/28/2011 at 10:07am by ElainaCutsYou
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That's kind of awesome...
#3 - On 08/28/2011 at 10:08am by carlycrf
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