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Today, my boyfriend decided to use glow-in-the-dark body paint to make an arrow on his stomach pointing down. I guess he thought he'd "spice up" the way he always demands a blow job before sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20607) - you deserved it (4352)

On 08/28/2011 at 2:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Better follow the directions

#1 - On 08/28/2011 at 10:07am by ElainaCutsYou

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That's kind of awesome...

#3 - On 08/28/2011 at 10:08am by carlycrf

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