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Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to help me get over the fear of my upcoming rectal exam by surprising me with one of her own halfway through our lovemaking. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23245) - you deserved it (3383)

On 08/25/2011 at 2:10pm - intimacy - by shocked (man) - United States

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Bow chika bow wow.

#2 - On 08/25/2011 at 8:00pm by deviable

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Did you return the favor?

#9 - On 08/25/2011 at 8:06pm by 9987coldplayfan

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