Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to help...

By shocked - 25/08/2011 18:10 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to help me get over the fear of my upcoming rectal exam by surprising me with one of her own halfway through our lovemaking. FML

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By Brax - 30/05/2012 09:46 - United States

Today, my girlfriend stuck her finger up my butt while giving me a hand-job, promising it would feel really good. It just felt awkward and made me need to poop. FML

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By imy - 18/10/2011 15:01 - United States

Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML

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YDI Fosho

By shuffling man - 12/08/2018 01:30

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to try anal, praise the lord hallelujah. As we were getting into position, she let out a rancid fart she'd been saving for my face. Apparently it was revenge for me seeing Mamma Mia 2 without her while she was at work yesterday. FML

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By Soline - 08/12/2008 12:05 - France

Today, I wanted to wake up my sweetheart with a surprise blowjob. He surprised me as well with a knee to the stomach. FML

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Stuff

By BOO! - 25/05/2019 04:00

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head. When I came, she was scared of the "stuff" that came out. FML

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By Anon. - 01/03/2011 23:51 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 00:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML

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By instinct - 12/06/2013 03:06 - Australia - Doncaster East

Today, after years of faking pleasure with my boyfriend, I visited the gynaecologist. As soon as she touched my privates I instinctively let out a fake moan. FML

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Horny devil

By jimboxo - 26/04/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, my fiancée got out of the shower, completely shaved. I went over to her, wrapped her in a hug and asked her what the occasion was. She pulled away and said that she had a gyno appointment. My fiancée will clean up for the gyno, but not for me. FML

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Bondage prank [GONE SEXUAL]

By ldn - 21/03/2013 17:54 - Slovenia - Domzale

Today, my girlfriend confided in me that she wanted to try bondage. Since I trust her, I said sure. After I was tied to the bed, she tickled me until I pissed myself. FML

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Friday 26 August 2011 2:00

Bow chika bow wow.

9987coldplayfan 1

Friday 26 August 2011 2:06

Did you return the favor?

Comments

dudeface 1

Saturday 27 August 2011 5:24

We live in a free country, young man, and women here are treated as equals. Therefore, the next time you two get down to it, you have every right to return the favor. Also it's called *******, lovemaking is for anniversaries and her birthday.

MROMRO 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 6:38

I already commented on this but had to comment again. I'm deeply disturbed by the number of girls AND guys who find a finger up a guy's ass a turn on. **** is wrong with you ppl!?

anniemall 6

Saturday 27 August 2011 7:14

The worst fml for any straight guy

FuckOffNoob 6

Saturday 27 August 2011 8:00

lol I thought of Paris Hilton from Shane Dawson thatks for the laugh!! :)

JessicaC13 2

Saturday 27 August 2011 11:10

hahahahaha!!! I would've ended the "love making" at that exact moment.

meintx 9

Saturday 27 August 2011 15:22

Wow, that's just wrong. Surprise anything in the butt is just wrong.

candyman13 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 16:17

My girlfriend says the same thing.. "a lot of guys liked it!" I bet they do.. Except I don't think it's a finger going up there...

bnwranbo 2

Saturday 27 August 2011 18:27

I've done that to my boyfriend, with his permission of course. He enjoyed it and it sure as hell turned me on.

bnwranbo 2

Saturday 27 August 2011 18:31

Rim jobs are fun to give!

bullrider92 19

Saturday 27 August 2011 20:19

My gf tried that shit one night.I didn't like it but it gave me the ok to put something up her butt too.She did like it so that is a regular part of our sex now.