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If I hear another joke like "shitty situation" I am going to snap. It stopped being amusing about 20 FMLs ago

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So your girl stepped it up and got intimate with your prostrate, and this is supposed to be an FML??? GFY!!!

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didn't you realize what was happening when she put her strap-on on? There's only two places it can go afterall!

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No unfortunately he did not, he did however gain a new fear: now everytime he goes to have sex, he's going to be paranoid that something is going to be shoved up his ass :-)

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Hey #60! So it says on your profile ((yes ima stalker)) "I'm not very good at getting the negative thumbs"...But I see you are getting better at it! ;D

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I think that I speak for most straight guys when I say that I would rather not ever know what it feels like.

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not many straight guys actually.... any straight guy who has a clue about anatomy knows anal=prostrate stimulation... which a lot enjoy.

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'I think that I speak for most straight guys when I say that I would rather not ever know what it feels' Oh boy, you don't know what you're missing. I never understood it: there is a massive hype about having anal sex with a woman (knowing that we don't have a rectum, that it's mostly not fun, but painful...) and not a single person is talking about taking a straight guy anal (whilst they have a rectum and are able to enjoy it deeply). Very strange.

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#120-Women do have a rectum. And some people of both sexes enjoy anal sex because the rectum is so close to the vagina or prostate. Idk where you got that women don't have a rectum from, but that source is mistaken.

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Yeah, but there is a not so secret homophobia that comes with it. Not to say one wouldn't enjoy it, they would just never admit it/talk about it. A bit of education should clear that right up though. At least OP's g/f didn't give him "two thumbs up"! Eh, that sucked :(

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