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By shuffling man - 12/08/2018 01:30

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Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to try anal, praise the lord hallelujah. As we were getting into position, she let out a rancid fart she'd been saving for my face. Apparently it was revenge for me seeing Mamma Mia 2 without her while she was at work yesterday. FML
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Allie614032 34

Oh come on, it's just a fart. It will go away.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

I don't know if this is thinly-veiled homophobia, or if you're just a huge pansy.

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Haylyn 8

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BurnInDemonFire 33

I don't know if this is thinly-veiled homophobia, or if you're just a huge pansy.

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AngryKitten 24

true that plus it can weaken the girls asshole and then she'll be in diapers lmao **** that I'm not doing that shit (no pun intended)

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Allie614032 34

Oh come on, it's just a fart. It will go away.

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blahblabbity 19

it’s a great movie though, isn’t it?

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John Croasdell 4

Well that stinks.

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

I’ll never get the fascination with anal. Come on guys, of the two choices. One makes her cry, one makes her moan. Maker her moan. But I do know of a girl who loved it. Although she could be the only girl who enjoys DP.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

You might be right. Except for all of those women in **** who do anal, and all the women you don't know who like it. But sure, that one woman you know is the only woman who has ever enjoyed DP.

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

Hate to break it to you, but **** isn’t really. Also strippers don’t really like you.

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real life problems 26

I hate to break it to you, but there are women that enjoy anal and ask for it without crying as you describe.

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The_candyman 13

Your acting like every girl gets pain from anal and every girl gets pleasure from vaginal. some girls enjoy just a little stimulation in the area of the anus and some love full on penetration. I have spoke with girls that have no problem with anal and will give it to their boy friends when they are on their period because they still want to please their boy friend and it's not a big deal to them and I know girls who enjoy it. sex is art not everybody loves the same stuff.

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Emma Marshall 19

Yeah cuz **** is so realistic 🤦🏽‍♀️

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Rabite 28

Please don't get any information about how sex works from ****.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

So, you got to see Mamma Mia 2 2 times, in 2 days. That's 2 times 2 many.

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Glowworm56 26

"Yes, I've been real downhearted, Gassed since the day you farted. Why, why did I let you try anal Mamma Mia, now I really know My,my that you would be so banal."

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adelaine782002 17

I had a stroke trying to understand this 🤣

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Glowworm56 26

I was trying to parody the Mamma Mia song.

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d3rpb0t 10

Mamma Mia, that's a spicy meatball!

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Sinshine 28

Haven't you suffered enough already seeing Mamma Mia 2?!

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BLARGTEHTACO 20

Your fault dude. Can't put her though that shit.

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