Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
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Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were playing naked twister. FML
Today, my boyfriends mom walked in on us having sex. She is partially blind so she couldn’t tell what was going on. She had a full conversation while he was still inside me. FML
Today, I was completely naked in my boyfriend's bed. Suddenly his mom yelled that she was coming in so that she could get to the attic. I pulled a blanket up to my neck, hoping she would think I was just cold. She had to step over my bra and panties on her way to the attic. FML
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sisteresss 12
Did she ask to compare ****?
theboss3469 4
I bet the conversation with his mother was loads of fun right?
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Comments (246)
yomommma 6
That sucks.
juliaaalove 8
What an intelligent comment my friend.
sisteresss 12
Did she ask to compare ****?
yuvalkgn 1
aha!
aceingit 0
3 way?
ajbaby311 5
that would be terrible!!
eeppiicc 8
Hmm how do you get out of this one??
niceNnerdy 5
Sounds like a possible threesome scene ..
juicedboi 7
Today, my girlfriend realized just how manly I was. My mother caught us having sex, and my natural reaction was to cry and rub to the bathroom. FML
Jacobt24 19
OP must be Vicky Valencourt and her boyfriend is Bobby Boucher (the Waterboy). "Little girls are the DEVIL!"
enonymous 8
This a perfect time to compare flavored lube.
ChrisLTC 3
If people learned to lock their doors FML wouldn't exist!
DjeePee 24
Ah, but not every door has a lock.
Jacobt24 19
Well all the FML's involving people walking in on someone would not exist at least
thantomaniac 0
you do realize that a 3-way would be incest, right?
gunmania0 12
87 - You've obviously never heard of the Lonely Island.
zakkyzebra 11
52, I'm trying to figure out if you actually meant to put "rub."
number0 8
Just be a motherlover and obey the Golden Rule
Synapse_fml 0
Today, I walked in on my son and his girlfriebd having sex. He started crying and locked himself in the bathroom where her clothes were. I had to deal with her... While she was naked! FML
dre_bro11 12
112, we're just overdoing it now.
supermankisses 1
112- Yeah.... no.
EvilBetcha 5
Congrats. Your boyfriend is a little bitch.
davidisbeast 12
Yea but having sex in a room that has no lock on the door isn't smart anyways :P
CompettiveCheer 0
He is what he sticks his dick in to.
Swintermute11 10
That makes for good conversation:)
Mathew2448 6
Tht sux
Kyzahhh 7
why not look her straight in the eyes and finish like a boss
Mr_Saikaly 35
what kind of boyfriend is that? is he 12?
Arch27 27
Or if people who lived with their parents would stop having sex AT HOME...
skinflint 6
LOL... Now thats some grown man business right there
kcutie 0
huckleberry Finn lol
kcutie 0
#178 lol just so funny
NavyLovey 4
This has "I Jizzed in my Pants" written all over it. XD
RedMegane 4
What a wasteman. You shouldn't be doing that in the first place then
gmc_blossom 21
What is a "wasteman"?
randomchick15 0
He/she forgot the comma "wat a waste, man" and "wat a wasteman"... See the difference?
Jacobt24 19
Yes. Hide and let them sort it out. Good strategy.
Jacobt24 19
this was a reply to 45. IDK how it did that. I'm on the computer. ???
Jacobt24 19
Excellent strategy. Hide and let them sort it out.
Jacobt24 19
wow did the same thing twice. forget it. I give up.
garrettsgirl 0
haha 92 well at least you tried :)
Kayzee01 8
op gave pussy to a pussy.
theboss3469 4
I bet the conversation with his mother was loads of fun right?
Hi_I_am_Q 0
Yeah they probably talked over a good game of monopoly with some coffee...
jayalexander 7
they made fun of how much of a pussy he was and plan on getting coffee together every Tuesday
ByteCarter97 0
this reminds me of the future stewie episode on family guy, "7 seconds of sex, 40 min of crying"
swasticop 0
130- yes OP. now we know who the bitch in the relationship is
weesh40 1
Damn
KaanTech 0
that is a very clever comment isnt it ? chuck norris says ; hell no !!!
howslife123 0
Wheu .. Sounds like your bf is quite the catch
justcallmezombie 0
lol definitely sounds like a catch lol
creamcheese724 0
lol *repeats comment above me" lol
elite_stoner 0
loled @ comment above
Babalu722 3
you didnt repeat it..
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Babalu, creamchease was making fun of justcallmezombie for saying exactly what howslife just said... smh
RandomBanana_324 0
I Agree
23lf 16
Anyone who isn't on a FML would read that and be so confused
ktsthrlnd 3
awk...
howslife123 0
AKWARD WORM :O :O :O
erikaa1123 4
I do believe it's "Awkward Turtle."
ammmeor 4
No, it's "awkward starfish"
mackop 0
no it's awkward mustache
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
No it's awkward shut up no one cares
howslife123 0
They have an akward worm move too !! :D
crizzy101 5
What is wrong with him?
zinoxity 23
I think OP and her boyfriend might be underage. Thus, he hasn't completely matured yet.
Orcina1 3
or he's just a little wimp
laurenzo16 0
How did you "deal" with her?
mrfunbun01 1
I love every comment u make, Patrick
iloveeyouuxD 9
Lol I love the picture
Llamassss 21
The pic makes the comment sound very dirty. I suppose the quotations help a little too, lol.
BADDiam 4
im patrick too
xxxMICHEYxxx 0
the mom decided to spank her bc she was and girl
narcosoldier 2
Momas boy
TheFunSideOfTheB 2
So what's the problem
thomas357 0
that he is a bitch