Today, my girlfriend kindly let me know that she didn't care that I am 'below average' in the penis department because it will leave her nice and tight for her next boyfriend. FML
by Anonymous / 04/27/2011 at 12:21pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
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Wow, what a bitch! :/
#2 - On 04/27/2011 at 4:33pm by EllieB123
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Tell her "I don't mind, I'm fucking 2 other girls."
#11 - On 04/27/2011 at 4:38pm by mrahhhhh
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