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By  x3nikkii97  |  0

why are you on fml if you just gave birth? cool life.

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  Idonebeenhad  |  17

Birdie>Beautiful baby girl. Herp.

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  lntreis_fml  |  0

I think you should name your baby Birdie :D No but serioisly it would be somewhat cute if its a girl

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  Crlnprz  |  11

actually no 74...

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  littlemissFYL  |  5

yes, 131 I clearly have no fucking clue about golf, you and others have clearly pointe and stated that. thank you for that long paragraph, you have taught me something today. I hope you feel special and thank you again for taking five minutes out of your day to clear everything up. you are so very, very kind.

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  Tuesdays76  |  0

Why is everyone getting all mad at 138 for explaining some rules? Generally only those of us who golf really know the rules, because let's be honest, if you don't actually enjoy Playing golf then it's boring as hell to you. So the people who don't golf probably didn't know so now they do.

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  littlemissFYL  |  5

160, just stop while you're ahead. do you want me to crack another joke about something I have no clue about so you can go and give me a definition for that too? :)

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He did his part 9 months ago.

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  hiyourcute  |  0

No no, the baby HAS a dad, he just wasn't there, get it?;)

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  Tuesdays76  |  0

Everyone is missing the point here. The whole reason this is an FML is because the husband, apparently named Jack Butt, doing his daily trip on the MINI golf course. Yet it's still the first time he has got a birdie.

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  ImThePope  |  2

Maybe it wasn't due for two or so days? Maybe he just had bad timing. Maybe he left in the morning and her father took her. Or maybe, he is another tiger woods, but don't be so quick to judge.

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  TheNewGuy03  |  26

87 -- you're the type that takes jokes seriously and takes serious things for a joke, huh? i'm just happy that the husband is the father. otherwise, i'd be looking at the precursor to another episode of maury. |the kid|

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  lucas755  |  1

It doesn't say he ignored her in labor. maybe his phone died, or nobody bothered to call him because they thought he was coming. OP is just being mad and saying only their side. don't be so quick to judge.

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  vindi_fml  |  3

Typically when you're on the golf course you don't talk on the phone much. Also, who's life is bad here, you gave birth to a child, he got a birdie everybody is happy.

By  Pizzamaster  |  0

pst. men

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  DjeePee  |  24

No, no, no and again, no. His sekse is not an excuse. There are plenty of men who are decent enough to let their wife crush their hand whilst giving birth. There are also plenty of men who will pass out, but that's another story. I think it shows an incredibly lack of interest to miss the birth. Chances are small, but what if something bad happened to his wife/the baby whilst he was playing golf? OP, pity him. He missed a great moment in your and his life.

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