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Today, my boyfriend actually remembered our anniversary. Not our anniversary of being together, which he forgot last month, but the anniversary of him getting his first blow job from me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34100) - you deserved it (8057)

On 04/11/2011 at 12:01am - intimacy - by blower - United States (Colorado)

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It was a monumental moment for him!

#2 - On 04/11/2011 at 5:57am by MyNameIsInsomnia

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*faceplam*

Boys...please...for the sake of all us proper men...grow a brain and stop thinking with your junk!

#25 - On 04/11/2011 at 6:34am by Mirorbo

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