Sex, Anniversary and Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend actually remembered our anniversary. Not...

By blower - 11/04/2011 04:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend actually remembered our anniversary. Not our anniversary of being together, which he forgot last month, but the anniversary of him getting his first blow job from me. FML

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Our anniversary

By Anonymous - 27/12/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend actually remembered our anniversary. Not our anniversary of being together, which he forgot last month, but the anniversary of him getting his first blowjob from me. FML

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Dates that matter

By mee - 19/02/2012 11:37 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend sang "Happy birthday" to my vagina. It was my birthday last month and he forgot, but he remembers the date of the first time he went down on me. FML

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New Romantics

By sallyfradoodle - 13/03/2020 21:00

Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that he was my first kiss. His reply? I was the first person he ever whacked off to. FML

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By snortingspunk - 03/12/2015 12:52 - South Africa

Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the first time. He came. A lot. I doubt I'll remember it as anything other than, "The day I found out what sneezing semen feels like." FML

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Bad timing

By Proprepourtant - 16/04/2011 11:28 - France

Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the first time. This is the moment he chooses to exclaim, "Wow, you really do have a lot of dandruff!" FML

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Thanks, babe

By Anonymous - 14/12/2020 17:58 - Canada - Moncton

Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML

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By Disappointed - 30/05/2015 20:05 - United States - Lexington

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our 5 year anniversary. All I got was him stopping by for a quickie before he went into work. FML

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By Forgotten - 09/08/2010 14:38 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML

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Poor perfomance

By Anonymous - 04/08/2022 04:00

Today, I gave my virgin boyfriend his first ever blowjob. I was expecting we’d move on to full sex straight away, but he was weird about it. I asked what was wrong, and he was confused why men are obsessed with blowjobs, because the one I just gave wasn’t that good. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:16 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML

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mmedeiros14 0

Monday 11 April 2011 11:59

well look on the bright side i bet it was a good bj for him to remember the aniversary

Mirorbo 26

Monday 11 April 2011 12:34

*faceplam* Boys...please...for the sake of all us proper men...grow a brain and stop thinking with your junk!

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MrGold 0

Monday 11 April 2011 15:58

I LOL'd at 93

loveofyourlife11 0

Monday 11 April 2011 16:15

haha! that is exactly what I was thinking! op should be grateful that he remembered something. the Bj must have been good if he remembers the exact day it happened.

TahoeFMler 22

Monday 11 April 2011 16:24

YDI for being young enough to think you need to celebrate your "anniversary" monthly. I've been married nearly 11 years and my hubby didn't start remembering THAT until just a few years ago! Grow up! Actually, I guess you should be excited he thinks of you enough to remember the ******** date... Snoogans....

mollyjynxjax 28

Thursday 23 May 2013 3:03

She's not talking monthly anniversaries. She means their yearly one was last monh

triggerit 5

Monday 11 April 2011 16:46

it must be epic b/j or first in his manhood...

cory0220 0

Monday 11 April 2011 16:46

sounds like me lol

b6000 0

Monday 11 April 2011 16:51

you are pretty #2

acidlithium 0

Monday 11 April 2011 17:18

winning!!!!

esu 5

Monday 11 April 2011 17:35

yes #21 yes!

RainbowHeadache 2

Monday 11 April 2011 17:46

It doesn't say they've only been dating a few months. Just that their anniversary was last month. Granted they could only have been dating for a few months but everyone assumes that's case when it may not be. OP, drop that dick gobbler. Although I remember all the first in a relationship I don't just remember the first time I got nommed on. He's inconsiderate.

rasta_pasta 4

Monday 18 April 2011 3:21

So it's more considerate to dump her for remembering something he valued and not what you valued when you do the same? Women are all hypocrites expecting fairy tale bullshit romances instead of having realistic notions about what others care about.