By blower - 11/04/2011 04:01 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend actually remembered our anniversary. Not our anniversary of being together, which he forgot last month, but the anniversary of him getting his first blow job from me. FML
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mmedeiros14 0

well look on the bright side i bet it was a good bj for him to remember the aniversary

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Mirorbo 26

*faceplam* Boys...please...for the sake of all us proper men...grow a brain and stop thinking with your junk!

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nutbutter1 0

That must have blown her away

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silver0jay 11

He probably said this as a hint for you to give him another one! What a dick!

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PenguinToucher 0

Ewww your boyfriend wanted a BJ? every time he kisses you it's like kisses his own penis. How could he make you do that. *Loads shotgun* someones gonna get their ass blown off!

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EmperorPsycho 0

CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES, C'MON! I like writing in all caps

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jummpy117 0

You have him a ******* after a month of being together?!?!?!?

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Shamandalie89 32

And what if she did? Nothing wrong with that.

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Erindub 0

Well you gotta start somewhere right?

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tans_fml 0

I don't think the problem here is his memory, the problem here is that either you deprive him so much that he remembers one lousy ******* OR that you give amazing head & can't take a compliment.

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EvilPotato 14

6 it would be pretty hard to bit a dick off

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CheapGodiva 0

Stop complaining about how he treats you and find someone to treat you better. Break up.

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