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Today, I was messing around in my boyfriend's pants while watching TV. He was totally absorbed in the fishing show that was on. When the guy lost a fish, he got so disappointed that he became completely flaccid. FML

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On 12/08/2010 at 3:46am - intimacy - by fishruinsex -

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do fish turn him on because they remind him of you? or part of you?

#4 - On 12/08/2010 at 10:06am by theFMLiest1ofThe

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what excellent use of the word flaccid. why does it always have to be saved for limp penises though...

#13 - On 12/08/2010 at 10:18am by TheBeastmaster

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