Today, after receiving a lovely massage from my boyfriend, I was lying topless in bed beside him. Just as I was thinking this would be the perfect opportunity for some intimacy, he looks at me and says, "my mom is SO awesome." FML

By ooblie - / Wednesday 8 December 2010 08:22 / United States
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  RedPillSucks  |  30

While singing at the top of her lungs... her: In just seven days, I can make you a Maaahaaahaaahaahaaannn!! him:Maamaaaaaaa ooooohhoooooh. Didn't mean to make you crrrryyyyy!

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