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Today, I found out that my "I don't believe in pre-marital sex" boyfriend is the father of my younger sister's newborn baby. After four years of being in a serious, but sexless, relationship, I am now single, horny, and an aunt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44463) - you deserved it (4278)

On 10/04/2010 at 12:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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what a jerk

#1 - On 10/04/2010 at 6:26am by rockhound

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what a jerkoff

#2 - On 10/04/2010 at 6:28am by Chanayaa

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