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Today, I found out that my "I don't believe in pre-marital sex" boyfriend is the father of my younger sister's newborn baby. After four years of being in a serious, but sexless, relationship, I am now single, horny, and an aunt. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56588) - you deserved it (5933)

On 10/04/2010 at 12:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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what a jerk

#1 - On 10/04/2010 at 6:26am by rockhound

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Oh wow. That really sucks! I am surprised you're feeling horny with all the other emotions, but I guess that's your smallest 'problem'. Good luck with your sister, the baby and the ex.

#4 - On 10/04/2010 at 6:30am by justsayfuck

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