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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15574) - you deserved it (30272)

On 09/27/2010 at 12:19am - intimacy - by youaresodumb - United States (Alabama)

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You can always wear a strap-on to compensate for your lack of manliness.

#7 - On 09/27/2010 at 6:20am by FYLDeep

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Could have been worse.

#2 - On 09/27/2010 at 6:16am by DEXter501

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