Routine

By youaresodumb - 27/09/2010 04:19 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML
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Shockskilletz 0

ah you mean the boyfriend you dont have

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FYLDeep 25

You can always wear a strap-on to compensate for your lack of manliness.

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gigilvrs6 0

Aww well.... hope your girlfriend is ok with it?

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5up3rTAN 0

if she sucked you off first before sex then you'd take longer to cum cos it would be your second ****** in a row. I say it's her fault for not being thoughtful and inventive !!!

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that_guy_ollie 0

what if she sucks at head ? ( like my little pub there? i know im awsome 8) )

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kristir9426 0

said the girl with the lolipop in her mouth...

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yuggi1 11

Maybe she didn't because he's a one-time show.

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fuckinthingsux 0

true that. some women are so inconsiderate

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ImApencil 0

stop getting so excited so quick. but I can't blame ya ;) I do the same

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Therealbeast660_fml 0

Hey I say it's about us men anyway at least WE Get to finish woman could go for ever they have nothin to keep up!!!!!

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TeenieAmerica 9

So I'm guessing you can last about, what, thirty seconds in bed?

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Telinaa 0

I'm sorry, but have you personally experienced a female ******?

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DocBastard 38

Ladies, don't feed the illiterate troll.

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6sick6 4

Yeah, tobholding it in is great.. And I love pornatars :)

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Joseph_Stalin 0

Expect her to be cheating on you...

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