Miscellaneous: Today, it was snowing. I slipped on the ice and fell in the middle...

By Anonymous - 06/01/2010 21:15 - United Kingdom

Today, it was snowing. I slipped on the ice and fell in the middle of the road, dislocating my left shoulder and knee. As I was screaming in pain and trying to stand up, two boys on the pavement threw snowballs at me while everyone in the cars just drove around me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2015 22:07 - Canada - Brampton

Today, while walking to work, I sneezed so violently that I slipped on a patch of ice and hit the ground hard, badly spraining my shoulder. I lay there in agony as a pair of bystanders just stood there, laughing their asses off. FML

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By wrecked - 11/01/2010 13:43 - United States

Today, I slid on ice and hit another car while driving to work. My car was totalled, and my leg hurt, while the other car had very little damage. Not two minutes later, the salt truck drove by, spraying the road. FML

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By onehitwonder - 10/02/2011 07:26

Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML

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By SqueakingRetard - 17/01/2014 23:28 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2013 17:36 - United States

Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 09:34 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML

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By Dana - 29/01/2010 18:59 - United States

Today, it was very windy and snowy and the neighborhood's garbage cans were blowing everywhere. I had already brought mine in and I saw my neighbor's being blown away. Thinking I'd be nice, I went out to pick it up. Just before I could however, the wind smashed it into me and I fell on the ice. FML

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Thanks, lady!

By hopeless cluts - 29/01/2012 07:36 - Canada

Today, as I was crossing the slush covered street to catch the bus, I slipped and fell right in the middle of the road. A woman in a car rolled down her window. She didn't ask if I was okay but just laughed and took a picture of me covered in cold, wet slush. FML

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By chelseaface - 21/01/2011 15:13 - United States

Today, I braved the winter weather conditions to get to a clinic for a prescription anti-diarrhea medication. When I arrived to find it closed, I turned around to walk to my car where I slipped on the ice. The impact made me simultaneously bruise my elbow and shit myself. FML

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By WestboroBC - 03/02/2009 22:56 - United States

Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML

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kushi_fml 1

Thursday 7 January 2010 3:01

i believe it, ppl are so inconsiderate, just like the ones who are calling fake right now you are probably the same ones who would not help a person in need and u know it if u see someone who needs help, be a HUMAN and HELP THEM. fuken retards.

iambatman123 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 1:43

As soon as your shoulder gets better kick the shit out of them :)

Comments

devendra_fml 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 1:33

you were walking in the middle of the road?

Incubuss 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 1:38

Erm.. to cross the road?

evangldbrg 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 6:16

Why did the woman cross the road? **** if I know, but if she was in the kitchen she wouldn't have gotten hurt to begin with

Reyo 2

Thursday 7 January 2010 9:46

She was walking across the street maybe?

NinjaKiller920 1

Tuesday 23 February 2010 23:58

Yeah making me a damn samich

ambition10 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 17:13

lol:p

bunniex1 11

Saturday 1 September 2012 15:36

Can panda has a sandwhich?

liinkinparkfan97 34

Thursday 15 December 2016 4:57

You ever thought that maybe OP was crossing the street?

tomc666 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 1:34

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Saturday 2 December 2017 17:57

Have you ever dislocated a joint? It’s not fun or pleasant, so the poster screaming from the pain doesn’t make him a fag at all.

aguacomm 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 1:34

first haha

Incubuss 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 1:39

HAHA FAIL

Shit_happens_123 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 2:16

asshole

liinkinparkfan97 34

Thursday 15 December 2016 5:00

You're not first and no one cares.

Incubuss 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 1:34

FYL! It's been really icy near me as well. Us British are not prepared for snow!

ThatWasPathetic 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 20:36

Exactly. People should read up on Kitty Genovese. Tragedy, that.

Starfire22 5

Thursday 7 January 2010 1:40

:D Carrie theme event? Sounds like fun!

iambatman123 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 1:43

As soon as your shoulder gets better kick the shit out of them :)

Soulathyia 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 1:44

Tommorow sit on your porch with a Nerf Gun (or a real gun) and shoot at everybody including people in cars. When they ask wtf you're doing tell them it's payback! Oh or throw Olive Oil all over the road and the sidewalk!