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I am an uncontrolled human. The cat is uncontrolled also. Cat food doesnt smell nice to me, and it was a strong, wet, meaty smell. Dammit, that came out bad too. Maybe i should work at one of those phone sex lines.
By Coyote - / Sunday 10 December 2017 06:45 /
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By  Tripartita  |  44

It’s not often you read an FML that could be either a cat food ad or the premise of soft core porn. “I decided to give him what he wanted. When I popped … it squirted … all over my shirt.”

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  CoyoteOldOne  |  9

Apparently not, because nobody popped put with a miracle product to save me from my clumsy man hands. I miss Ron Popeil. Not that shamwow guy though. He was a little disturbing.

By  Tripartita  |  44

It’s not often you read an FML that could be either a cat food ad or the premise of soft core porn. “I decided to give him what he wanted. When I popped … it squirted … all over my shirt.”

By  gar2014  |  21

there's so many thoughts that went through my mind when reading this lol , but just laugh at it cause it's funny , we can all agree ?

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  CoyoteOldOne  |  9

I am an uncontrolled human. The cat is uncontrolled also. Cat food doesnt smell nice to me, and it was a strong, wet, meaty smell. Dammit, that came out bad too. Maybe i should work at one of those phone sex lines.

By  katluvr  |  21

I've had cats a long as I can remember (and I'm old) and I cannot begin to imagine how you accomplished this feat. Perhaps someone should help you tend to the kitties...

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