Transportation: Thanks, lady!

Thanks, lady!

By hopeless cluts - 29/01/2012 07:36 - Canada

Today, as I was crossing the slush covered street to catch the bus, I slipped and fell right in the middle of the road. A woman in a car rolled down her window. She didn't ask if I was okay but just laughed and took a picture of me covered in cold, wet slush. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 09:34 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 03:41 - United States

Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML

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By mus - 23/04/2019 04:00

Today, while walking to my bus stop, I saw a girl slip on black ice, then catch herself, and I laughed because people catching themselves slip are hilarious. I reach the same patch of black ice and go flying, falling on my hip and spilling my coffee all over me. FML

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Thanks dude

By no snow day - 05/02/2014 14:07 - United States - Round Lake

Today, like every day, I had to walk to my bus stop. The only difference today is there was snow and ice over everything. Not only did I slip and fall, soaking both myself and the contents of my bag, the bus driver saw me there at the bus stop and drove straight past. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2010 21:15 - United Kingdom

Today, it was snowing. I slipped on the ice and fell in the middle of the road, dislocating my left shoulder and knee. As I was screaming in pain and trying to stand up, two boys on the pavement threw snowballs at me while everyone in the cars just drove around me. FML

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By lynn777 - 04/04/2011 20:42 - Canada

Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML

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By Icy - 27/12/2009 08:43 - United States

Today, I was walking to the bus stop. I saw a chunk of ice and attempted to kick it. Sadly it was frozen to the ground, so I fell, broke my toe, and missed the bus. Even the bus driver was laughing as he drove by. FML

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By wrecked - 11/01/2010 13:43 - United States

Today, I slid on ice and hit another car while driving to work. My car was totalled, and my leg hurt, while the other car had very little damage. Not two minutes later, the salt truck drove by, spraying the road. FML

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By WestboroBC - 03/02/2009 22:56 - United States

Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML

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By This girl - 19/12/2011 18:01 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML

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CaitlynLovesLife 11

Sunday 29 January 2012 16:23

Bitch

cassiebear7652 7

Sunday 29 January 2012 16:28

You should've flung some right at her face.

Comments

CaitlynLovesLife 11

Sunday 29 January 2012 16:23

Bitch

SokDek 14

Sunday 29 January 2012 16:31

Please.

Superman151 4

Sunday 29 January 2012 16:37

Well that is when you grab a handful of this slush and throw it at her and get it all over the inside of her car. And laugh as you walk away.

farnsworth 3

Sunday 29 January 2012 19:02

Take down her license plate number call in a hit and run tell them she took a picture of u after and then drove away mwahaha Or u can throw slush at her...

DrJesse 10

Sunday 29 January 2012 19:58

Or,kill her. It's quite an elegant solution to many of life's problems,if handled correctly.

skullcandifiedDJ 5

Sunday 29 January 2012 22:00

And that's when she rams her car into a tree which then explodes to kingdom come... You can laugh at her and take picture then

IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

Sunday 29 January 2012 22:56

This is one way to know some people are just not happy with their life.

Plush4318 1

Monday 30 January 2012 0:21

Pretty sure it's illegal to take a picture of someone without their consent. Should of got the license plate.

iMuffinKat 16

Tuesday 22 December 2015 8:53

If she showed the picture to her friends or family or something to make fun of OP, they'd probably think the lady is a dick, anyway. Karma. What did the lady plan on doing with the picture anyway?

Shaniaaa20 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 16:25

That's embarrassing.

npnptracking 7

Sunday 29 January 2012 16:41

People these days

TheiMightyKhaL 2

Sunday 29 January 2012 19:45

Story of my life

NuTrees 9

Sunday 29 January 2012 22:14

It's ok OP brush the slush off your shoulders and go back to bed. Karma came for her. I heard the guy she is in love with and slept with was in love with another girl. She had to comfort him as he cried..

a1f0sff 25

Sunday 29 January 2012 16:27

It's what I continuously say, people are getting meaner as time passes by...

TourettesGuyFTW 25

Monday 30 January 2012 0:03

I agree, but 'meaner' is an under statement. Assholes would be more accurate...

iSeeSarcasm 3

Monday 30 January 2012 5:10

Yep, no one cares anymore. It's all about me myself and I. What good for me. Not even a thought goes through their head of how they might affect someone else. It takes more than one person to be kind. It's called the kindness boomerang. One person being nice to another influences them to be nice to the next person who they come in contact with. In this situation, it's the asshole boomerang.

cassiebear7652 7

Sunday 29 January 2012 16:28

You should've flung some right at her face.

Turock27 7

Sunday 29 January 2012 23:09

Exactly! I was just thinkin that

eviegirl247 0

Monday 30 January 2012 5:41

Something like that slush? Haha and then take a picture of her and laugh. Ahh karmas a bitch

A7x4REVer 3

Sunday 29 January 2012 16:30

Steer clear from Ontario! Alot of people here are assholes...

Spazz420 7

Sunday 29 January 2012 16:33

my friend had a hit n run the guy left and my friends car was all smashed up in the middle of the road. No one stopped to see if he was okay nobody even stopped to let him get his car off the road they just drove around him

perdix 29

Sunday 29 January 2012 16:30

Imagine her glee when she sees you can't spell "klutz!"

DrMime 10

Sunday 29 January 2012 17:43

She'll laugh and take a screenshot?

perdix 29

Monday 30 January 2012 0:49

Look up "Spelling Bee Boners" on YouTube. Make sure you explain you mean the old-fashioned meaning of boner as silly mistake. Without that, you can get redirected to odd fetish videos on YouPorn.