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Today, I was swimming in the fast lane at the pool. A guy in blue trunks was swimming slowly and really getting on everyone's nerves. I took a break, and looking around I couldn't see him. I turned to the guy next to me and said, "Finally, Mr. Blue Trunks has f**ked off." It was Mr. Blue Trunks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4657) - you deserved it (24200)

On 02/22/2010 at 10:35am - health - by AngelAshley (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)

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wow keep ur mouth shut next time

#2 - On 02/22/2010 at 2:06pm by noobgang7

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YDI for not having the ovaries to tell the idiot he was in the wrong lane.

#11 - On 02/22/2010 at 2:21pm by perdix

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