Holly
United States
Today, I lied to the treadmill about my weight. FML
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Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went onto the treadmill at my gym. When it prompted me to enter my age I put 27. I'm 29 and am lying about my age to a workout machine. FML
Anonymous
Liar !
Today, I lied and told my friends I was a compulsive liar. Well, I think I lied. FML
Frankie says relax
United States
Fitness is overrated
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. As I was on the treadmill, I accidentally hit the emergency stop button. In my attempt to play it cool, I tried to pretend it was intentional and yelled, "I've reached my fitness goal for the day!" FML
idefka
Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I picked the treadmill next to an old man so I could feel better about myself. He ran faster and longer than I did. FML
notsosexygirl
United Kingdom
Routine
Today, I was doing my usual routine at the gym which consists of working out on the treadmills right in front of my ex boyfriend to make him feel bad. Whilst doing this, I tried to be cool and do that thing where as the treadmill slows down you turn around and just walk off the end. I fell. FML
Anonymous
Calgary, Canada
First impressions
Today, I joined a gym. I’m overweight and not very athletic, so I was nervous. I looked around and tried a treadmill. I start walking at a chill pace, then got ambitious and cranked it to a "light jog." Within seconds, I tripped, fell, and sent the emergency stop button flying across the room. The gym staff ran over and I swear someone said, “Well, at least he’s trying.” FML
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abcdefghiloveyou 0
YDI, it's not like it'll judge you.
Cthulu 0
I bet it laughed at you and told you to lay off the Krispy Kremes. There are some lies that just can't be tolerated, even by a treadmill.
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Cthulu 0
I bet it laughed at you and told you to lay off the Krispy Kremes. There are some lies that just can't be tolerated, even by a treadmill.
UziTopete 0
ok you aren't funny but the OP obviously has a sense of humor funnnyyyy
Averizzle 0
Not an Fml... who the hell cares?
rochound 0
Fatass
daniel1_1 13
not funny dude
Cthulu 0
Awwww nobody likes fat jokes. Especially fat people.
brownlace 0
mmmmmmm krispy kreme
Rapture333 0
idk he made me lol, first step is admitting you have a problem
Guuurlplease 0
Fthetreadmill's life
abcdefghiloveyou 0
YDI, it's not like it'll judge you.
Bl4ck_1c3 2
well treadmills do talk to other treadmills so you should always be careful
DarDarAttack 0
Hmm my friend. Sounds like you have a dilema. But I know of a great way to lose weight fast! HAVE THAT DAMN BABY ALREADY AND GET A SPRAY TAN! ... Works in as little as 2 weeks!
steedy 0
I agree with 2.
pepsie_fml 0
wow um
wes85 2
I've seen fat girls do that in a crowded gym.
Darkhumor 0
I've rarely seen fat people in the gym...I think there's a reason for that. (They usually quit after the new years resolution fades away in a week or two, but if they don't quit (so rare!), they get fit) @ OP...You're fat, and there's no use sugarcoating it cos you'd eat that too (LOL) I think this is sad tho, you don't deserve the fat jokes if you're actually using a treadmill (I hope you stick to a healthy eating and exercise routine). I do see why you'd lie to the machine if you don't want the person after you to see your real weight, but at the same time, I don't think most people would care.
PhillyFox 0
Afraid the treadmill will make fun of you?
youthink_fml 0
There's a reason it asks for your weight. It knew you were lying though.
clib542 0
until you can honest with yourself, good luck losing any weight.
mattf013 0
who's gonna see it other than you? what's the point in the first place
Panther_fml 0
Now aren't you a rebel.
ButtNekked 0
I LOLd more then the actual fml
cbano 0
q
denuaj9 0
You suck.
lsfry 0
At least you're getting on a treadmill to do something about it! Good for you!