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Today, I listened to a woman take an extremely fragrant crap while I waited for my pregnacy test result in the Target bathroom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22989) - you deserved it (21708)

On 12/13/2009 at 1:26am - health - by teeeessst (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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Surely you could have waited until you were at home to take the test....

#1 - On 12/13/2009 at 6:24am by harmony88

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...why the Target bathroom? As opposed to the privacy of your own bathroom...?

#2 - On 12/13/2009 at 6:25am by juliadream

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