Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?

Today, I listened to a woman take an extremely fragrant crap while I waited for my pregnacy test result in the Target bathroom. FML

#6732796
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18758) - you deserved it (17739)

On 12/13/2009 at 1:26am - health - by teeeessst (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Top comments

Surely you could have waited until you were at home to take the test....

#1 - On 12/13/2009 at 6:24am by harmony88

See in context

Wow, so you heard someone take a crap, and your life is fucked how exactly? Yes, it's unpleasant, but you weren't embarrassed or hurt. What's next? Someone cuts you off in traffic, or you get served coffee with two spoons of sugar instead of one, and you post on fmylife.com about that too? People should really stop posting non-stories here. Now if that pregnancy test result was different from what you expected, THAT would be a valid reason to post.

#3 - On 12/13/2009 at 6:27am by yetanotherreader

See in context

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



Max Grünfeld's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Worst Sisters Ever
  • Growing up with a sister can be a good thing. If you're a guy, it can teach you about girls and how to interact with them so you won't grow up to be a sexist idiot who's afraid of women and who can only…

Monday 17 June 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: