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Today, I listened to a woman take an extremely fragrant crap while I waited for my pregnacy test result in the Target bathroom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18758) - you deserved it (17739)

On 12/13/2009 at 1:26am - health - by teeeessst (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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Surely you could have waited until you were at home to take the test....

#1 - On 12/13/2009 at 6:24am by harmony88

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Wow, so you heard someone take a crap, and your life is fucked how exactly? Yes, it's unpleasant, but you weren't embarrassed or hurt. What's next? Someone cuts you off in traffic, or you get served coffee with two spoons of sugar instead of one, and you post on fmylife.com about that too? People should really stop posting non-stories here. Now if that pregnancy test result was different from what you expected, THAT would be a valid reason to post.

#3 - On 12/13/2009 at 6:27am by yetanotherreader

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