Today, I woke up to find my face covered in scratches, some of them bleeding. I was rather puzzled, as I don't have a cat. Then I realised that the feathers in my pillow had stuck out and scratched my face. I was attacked by my own pillow. FML

by Anonymous / 10/20/2016 at 9:17am / United Kingdom (Kent) / Health

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  • Hmmm...So that's a pillow fight.

    #1 - On 10/21/2016 at 5:42am by Arshoo14

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  • Butcher: "I'm gonna turn you into a nice, soft feather pillow, you ornery bird!"

    Goose: "I will never stop! Every feather of my being shall draw it's revenge!"

    #5 - On 10/21/2016 at 6:06am by Tarlachia

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