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By xXWhiteSheepXx - / Friday 8 April 2016 02:28 / United States - Omaha
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  Mynamewontfi  |  40

Cats are great. But there are little moments where you question yourself why you have a cat. One of my cats likes to lie on top of me with his head as close to my face as possible. Really sucks when he has to hack up a hairball.

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Cats are assholes. Mine pretends to be your friend so she can scratch the shit out of your hand until you're bleeding in 8 different places. She also likes to drink out of people's glasses by sticking her paw into the glass and licking it, and she will grab a piece of food off your plate with her teeth and run away with it. She also likes to leave dead mice right beside my bed.

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  HylianBadger  |  21

Not all cats are bad. The only problem I have with mine is that she has a tendancy scratch me when she suddenly jumps off me. I think it's because when my parents declawed her front paws it's made her a little more wary, so she keepa them out at all times for protection. But she's a very sweet and loving cat, and though it's very exasperating when it happens, I know she doesn't do it on purpose.

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  LyricaSilvan  |  29

One of my friends has one who likes to lie down on her arm while she's trying to type. She tells me every time it happens, mostly because having a cat on your arm seems to make typing a wee bit challenging.

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  LyricaSilvan  |  29

One of my friends had a teacher whose cat once divebombed his head from on top of the fridge, and all because he gently pushed it out of his way while walking down a hallway in his house.

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