Wakey wakey

By sacked - 22/02/2010 19:51 - United States

Today, I was woken by my alarm. I got really tangled up in my blankets, and struggled frantically to untangle myself so I could turn off the alarm. I not only kneed myself in the face, but I accidentally punched myself in the nuts too. Hard. FML
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robhammer 0

Don't lie u were violently masturbating

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deadsrs 0

This is exactly why I sleep naked... ladies.

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coolster56 0

Idiot but you don't really deserve it and FIRST

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YeahFMLxX 0

-.- you fail. like epic fail, as in the "running out of lowes only to fall over the hot dog vendor" fail..

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DavidCooksAngel 0

the same thing sorta happen to my friend. except she found a pair of ladies thongs in her bf car. thought he was cheating, turns out he has been buying ladies undies/thongs and wearing them. he also confess to stealing hers and her sisters thongs. fyl fhl fmfl

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Bugatti_Veyron 1

NO NO NO! WRONG! it's "nobody likes roasted nuts!"

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Pball11 0

How did you manage to do that?

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Raiden353 0

@43. There's a hot dog vendor at your lowes? Epic!

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majones 0

This guy is as stupid as Plaxico Burress. Today, I shot myself. FML.

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TempestJones 0

LMAO at robhammer's comment!!!! I was TOTALLY thinking the same thing... Just be more gentle when "Turning Japanese." Lols... Epic fail OP... Epic fail...

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DarkRadiance1UP 0

how the **** can you "acidently" punch your self in the giggleberries?

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emmierazzie 0

u totally coped that. I saw that a week ago.

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flakes_fml 0

lool last three words are that what he said!

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Ninja666_fml 0

I once did that when I was about to fall off my bed. it hurts. so much...

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cowmeleon 2

there's one at mine too and they have lemonade too :D

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stonercircle 0

ugly ass veyron.

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Jrook 0

good lord I feel sorry for whoever has (or attempts to) f**k you

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jman246 0

not funny and **** that must have hurt check that out

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deadsrs 0

This is exactly why I sleep naked... ladies.

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afatmonkey 0

because you enjoy having no cusion when you punch yourself in the nuts?

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Shokz992 0

Did you happen to get the "...ladies" bit from a certain comedian I can't remember the name of? :/ You'll know what I'm talking about if I'm right... :D

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zZPedobearZz 0

oh yes cause we all follow random comedians... i say this and i have no vlue what ur talking about 

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Resquall 0

@37 Lol, I love that guy... ladies. Hold up. That isn't quite right.

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ndiesal 0

I bet that woke you up

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bridgette5866 0

No, really? Can't imagine that it would have. Any normal person would sleep through that shit.

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HoesInaBox 0

The possibility that you kneed AND punched yourself is pretty unlikely o_O OP, my friend, you are a spaz. :)

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deadsrs 0

Hey man don't underestimate the power of blankets... they are sly bastards.

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HoesInaBox 0

True, true. I'm a girl though. Don't be fooled by the name ;]

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doink 0

Especially blankets with sleeves..

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deadsrs 0

I used man as a generality. Like "dude you have nice ****"

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CleanSheets 0

snuggies are pure evil

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Resquall 0

Snuggies are poor, abandoned blankets that decided to become crappy robes.

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purplemnm 9

stupid blanket trannies

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lonewolfxxx 0

then that must mean my aunt is the devil.

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htownlove 0

attack of the blankets! oh no!

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Zills 0

you'll wake up with your arms tied up somehow

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lonewolfxxx 0

Today, I got punched by an idiot trying to get out of his covers. FML

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Resquall 0

Help! I'm trapped in a well and can't get out!.. ladies.

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robhammer 0

Don't lie u were violently masturbating

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