Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML

By Funnymann - 22/01/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2016 13:17 - United Kingdom - Maidstone

Today, I woke up to find my face covered in scratches, some of them bleeding. I was rather puzzled, as I don't have a cat. Then I realised that the feathers in my pillow had stuck out and scratched my face. I was attacked by my own pillow. FML

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By Amy - 10/05/2012 19:14 - Canada - Prince George

Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2019 16:00

Today, I woke up with a carpet burn. From sleeping. Alone. In my bed. FML

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By argh - 20/03/2012 08:16 - United States - Houston

Today, I woke up to the faint memory of being drunk enough to draw dicks on my own face in permanent marker. FML

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By permanently scarred - 25/08/2018 15:00

Today, I was assaulted and knocked out by a girl at school for talking to her boyfriend. I woke up in the emergency room. After she knocked me unconscious, she took a knife and carved her initials into my face. FML

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By Girl-of-very-little-brain - 29/12/2011 12:01 - Canada

Today, I woke up at midnight crying, stood up to turn on the lights and face-planted into my wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, I woke up after a night of partying and went to the bathroom. That’s when I realized that after passing out with my shoes on last night, my friends decided use a black sharpie and play “connect the dots” with my acne. FML

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By Bonk - 04/02/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, my clumsiness reached a whole level when I hit myself in the face with a hammer hard enough for blood to come out. FML

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You deserved it 179

By HomeAlone - 24/04/2016 04:45 - United States

Today, I went into the bathroom and got angry upon finding that once again, no one had bothered to put on a new roll of toilet paper. And then I remembered that I live alone. FML

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You deserved it 21 287

By Hayleey_079 - 18/02/2010 14:22 - United Kingdom

Today, a picture fell off of the wall in the middle of the night. It hit me smack bang in the middle of face. FML

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You deserved it 3 755

luvuall 0

Friday 22 January 2010 23:15

It was Jigglypuff

susieKiute 0

Friday 22 January 2010 23:09

paranormal activity?

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escapenowx 0

Friday 22 January 2010 23:07

wow, lol I'd put cameras around my housee

anonymous45610 0

Friday 22 January 2010 23:10

holy crap :o !

PattisonDaStud 0

Friday 22 January 2010 23:32

wat r camreas

thecitylights 0

Friday 22 January 2010 23:40

um what?

JoshTheMaggot 8

Saturday 23 January 2010 1:20

idk WTF are camreas being since he said cameras so if you were trying to case on someone you fail sir. and as for the OP fyl you need a neighborhood watch and definitely some cameras

Pointy130 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 2:08

Ninjas don't appear on camera.

gabbaharris 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 5:43

days sad

wgs9513 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 5:55

I have 3 camreas. WTF is wrong with you guys.

wiimii 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 6:13

he probably "sleep drew" on his face LOL

iwadasn 32

Saturday 23 January 2010 13:29

97 wins.

pattywat 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 15:04

that sucks

JrRida 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 5:07

instead of putting it on fml call the police. ?

tazzy8775 0

Friday 5 February 2010 4:39

you win 97

alexomAnexo 0

Friday 12 March 2010 2:31

Paranormal Activity.....

albert17 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 19:13

you have now entered... the twilight zone. do dunenu dunenu (my twilight zone music is weird)

pipp360 0

Saturday 3 April 2010 2:30

**** the cameras, get a gun!!

x_ECHooo_x 0

Saturday 17 April 2010 23:25

97 Winss. Lol.

maw675 0

Sunday 18 April 2010 6:12

get a gun and shot them for drawling ong ur face??? stupid

Neonnight 0

Friday 7 October 2011 2:53

Nice 97 love it

havingalaugh 9

Saturday 4 August 2012 7:41

Check out hiddencamsnow.com and get some hidden cameras there now!

CitizenSnipz 0

Friday 22 January 2010 23:08

onoez.

travisinthetrunk 10

Tuesday 6 September 2016 11:54

Are you named after a crab named Lucky? If so, I love the reference.

xoxoshexibbygrl 0

Friday 22 January 2010 23:09

lol

susieKiute 0

Friday 22 January 2010 23:09

paranormal activity?

Grey123 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 0:18

lmao

yuchen 3

Wednesday 27 January 2010 12:55

lol

rachelpfitzner 3

Sunday 27 March 2011 1:53

hahahaha

dudeman1212 22

Sunday 4 March 2012 6:03

Paranormal Activity: College Addition

hkhkallday 4

Tuesday 28 August 2012 7:14

Edition* (:

frank_b102 9

Saturday 19 April 2014 7:28

Paranormal immaturity: high school edition XD

Kevinmeowbeanz 22

Thursday 19 November 2015 6:02

damn prankster ghost

slatter 1

Friday 22 January 2010 23:09

fyl what did it say!

Attrox 0

Friday 22 January 2010 23:10

Stop doing drugs man. And don't listen to the guy dressed up like a rabbit.

michaelscott69 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 1:29

LOL, win

Jayy28 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 13:37

HAHAHAHA win fo sho!

harrypotterfanat_fml 3

Sunday 12 September 2010 7:43

lmao!!

Twi_lover_EC 6

Friday 22 January 2010 23:11

I would put an alarm system on my house. :/

mizzritter101 1

Saturday 23 January 2010 1:01

lol! i agree with this chicca!

Twi_lover_EC 6

Saturday 23 January 2010 4:01

LOL-"chicca" mizzritter101

Freeze_fml 16

Saturday 23 January 2010 6:47

Get back in the kitchen, you Twitard.

Haislipa 0

Friday 22 January 2010 23:11

wow that's scary lol

sykes831 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 2:30

LOLOLOL that really is scary but I laughed out loud for this one :)

AxCxDxDx 0

Friday 22 January 2010 23:12

There's only one explanation, extra terrestrial writing experiments.

FistPump 0

Friday 22 January 2010 23:15

I concur.

spoo 24

Friday 22 January 2010 23:15

OP has to check their butt, surely they left some funny graffiti down there

Sappheyes 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 1:00

An alien frat house got drunk and went cruising for Earthlings.

toxic10uhc 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 3:32

omg aqua teen hunger force??

luvuall 0

Friday 22 January 2010 23:15

It was Jigglypuff

trizdan 0

Friday 22 January 2010 23:24

win

Dphilipson 0

Friday 22 January 2010 23:29

lol

dnlphm94 0

Friday 22 January 2010 23:30

I miss the old episodes xD

HoesInaBox 0

Friday 22 January 2010 23:56

omg! gengar! ^ win

p1ss3d0ff 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 0:03

lmaooo. aww, i remember jiggly puff =/ good ol' days.

quietlytearful 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 0:22

#52, good one..=^P maybe one of your friends did it OP.

flames288 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 8:54

AAHHAHHHHHAHHHAHAHAHA jigglypuff ftw XD

gunnar7240 0

Thursday 29 April 2010 7:26

You are such a nerd.

SereniLove 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 9:45

jiiiiiiiggalllyyyypufffg jiiiiiiigallllyyyyyyy pufffffg

JuiceyyJae 13

Monday 1 August 2011 3:32

lmao, good one

Amberose1006 11

Friday 15 November 2013 4:35

Yes!

OzzyTheGiant 14

Sunday 20 March 2016 5:43

damn it jigglypuff! no one wants to hear you sing!!!

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