Night fight

By FistFighter - 09/04/2011 04:01 - United States

Today, after getting up to press snooze on my alarm clock, I climbed back into bed. When I went to reach for the covers quickly because I was cold, I missed, yet still managed to pull back my fist with force punching myself in the face. I now have a bloody fat lip. FML
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xchyennex 0

well at least you're awake now.

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JHC88 2

I started laughing halfway through reading this as I knew what the outcome would be - I've also done this OP, learn to laugh at yourself.

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gutzz 0

It happened on the moon.

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Miss_Michaela 10

Is it me, or do I read [California - United States] on that FML?

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gutzz 0

It's just you, but it's not the location that you're having trouble with.

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Miss_Michaela 10

Oh yeah(!) I mean how the hell do you get that much force when you're cold. I can't. I'm like a slug.

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jess6blondie9 2

That's weird... You might want to go get that checked out..

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Miss_Michaela 10

I just give up on this commenting. Right now, I'm just gonna stick to reading the FML.

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gutzz 0

awwwww :( I like it better when they fight back!! :/

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omgwtfbbq69 5

19- He was probably cold cause the AC was on??

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omgwtfbbq69 5

oh nvm I read the comment wrong...sorry

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mz_booty 0

karma in your face!!!

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SuckerPunchurMom 0

29, JOOSE!!! and NOOSE!!!

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No_LoveMM 3

And SuckerPunchurMom strikes again!(referring to the FML)

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failblogftw 0

he missed the covers and pulled without them an punched himself

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shovels 0

he hit himself in the face when he tried to pull the covers back. he probably did it a little fast.

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lulzcow 0

woke you up though didn't it?

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whitesox365 0

yeah rly you should hav used self defense. maybe you should take a kungfu or karate class?

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kyusake_huz_DAT 0

how did it happen! are u soo sleepy.. haiz that happens to me also but ussually i punch my bed's frame!

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SuckerPunchurMom 0

I punched my nuts.

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kyusake_huz_DAT 0

lol! ur nuts! it must be worst that painful.

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SuckerPunchurMom 0

Especially the underpants gnomes.

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LoveLife293 2

i hate when this happens!

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JDMdude 0

ur pic is totally in the rite place at the rite time lol

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Xlax4lifeX 0

thts wht u get for nor waking up wen ur alarm went off. YDI

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ReynshineCutting 10

You know, some people purposely set their alarm earlier than they plan on getting up. That way instead of jumping out of bed like a zombie they can actually, gradually wake up. I set my alarm about 20 minutes before I plan to get up so that I can hit the snooze twice. Same with my fiancé.

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gooBUZZ 0

Wow #32, I thought I was the only person who done that... :/ lol it makes getting up so much easier, because mine goes off again 5 mins later so you press it like 4 times :)

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briidontgive_ 0

38 , You press it 4 times ? If some loud obnoxious alarm was waking me up that much I'd end up unpluggin the damn thing. 2 is good enough for me.

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gooBUZZ 0

Well, I press it 3 times, then I'm nearly awake, then on the 4th I get up :) and I can't un plug it cause then I'll sleep for like ages after :(

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mushysquirrel 0

I set it for an hour before I want to wake up because I love pressing the snooze button. it makes me feel like always have 10 minutes. I like that feeling.

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xchyennex 0

well at least you're awake now.

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Grimmerie 31

So your alarm was far enough away to force you to get up - and you went back to bed? Doesnt that completely defeat the purpose of putting your alarm there? At any rate, that sucks. I guess it's just too bed for you. Unless this FML is a load of sheet, in which case, you should have quilt while you were ahead, and allowed us to focus on other mattress ...

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JHC88 2

oh I see what you did there, it's a play on words! :-p I love your profile pic BTW.

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