Hmmm...So that's a pillow fight.

Time for a new pillow OP!!

You mean EX-pillow, OP!

Did The feathers come from Skarmory?

Only the real Pokémon trainers will understand this.

Correction: You were maliciously caressed!

Butcher: "I'm gonna turn you into a nice, soft feather pillow, you ornery bird!"

Goose: "I will never stop! Every feather of my being shall draw it's revenge!"

Geese are assholes

Bingo.

Next time make sure your pillow doesn't read "doubles as a pincushion" on the label.

That's not exactly beauty sleep.

Your pillow only wanted you to have a good sleep... forevermore.

You must have some really deep sleep, or are not very sensitive to pain, or both. There are probably millions of people out there that envy you, a lot. So if I laughed about your misfortune more than I should have, it's because I'm really jealous.

"Until next time....", says the evil pillow.

On second thought, maybe your head was suffocating the pillow and it was merely defending itself!