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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML


I agree, your life sucks (34984) - you deserved it (4983)

On 11/20/2012 at 4:57pm - health - by thinner than you (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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You shouldn't be with a guy like that no matter what you look like. Everyone deserves a good person.

#2 - On 11/21/2012 at 2:40am by crazy4books23

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You are better off. Lose that weight and look super good then laugh in his face when he comes crawling back.

#4 - On 11/21/2012 at 2:41am by dryersheet

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