By Anonymous - 02/10/2012 19:39 - United States - Richland

Today, I finally got my hands on the new iPhone 5, after I pulled it out of a patient's rectum. FML
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sens3sfailing 24

This is something I'd expect doc to have to have dealt with.

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unknown_user5566 26

1- Woah, man. That was deep.

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NzaHaFML 13

Moments when "shove it up your ass" is taken literally.

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Kn0wledge123 21

I'm still wondering how the hell they managed to do that...

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Rille_Krille 13

109, Talking from experience or just "common" sense?

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CanWeMicrowaveIt 11

Must have been a pain in the phone to get that out..... I'm not good at puns..

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pokefan813 16

#121 How did you know he was speaking from experience? Were you there to witness it?

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Drigr 9

121 knows it is from experience because he came to me and asked me to please insert his new iPhone 5 into his rectum, and it took 3 bottles of lube.

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PrimeEvilTahir 24

I wonder if this FML was written in that iphone....?

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shoopd 19

Good thing Apple has those patented rounded corners...

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peanutfoo 19

how does that work?!

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MrBrightside21 20

I bet Syri was pissed. Don't get Syri mad. She'll drive you into a pond.

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The1CalledGOAT 11

141- a pain in the app

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PrimeEvilTahir 24

What was the patient's excuse? They were following direction on the new maps app and ended up in the ass hole?!

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BulldogHoops 14

And Buzz Killington makes an undercover cameo under the guise of #150!

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mduffy08 8

I could on imagine what would happen if he butt-hole dialed someone...

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perdix 29

Whoa, indeed! I'll bet they haven't made the Goatse case for the iPhone 5 yet, so the patient improvised.

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Jjgibbs 5

The patient was just trying to find the best wifi

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sens3sfailing 24

317-I already said something mentioning doc...please don't be so redundant.

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senor_awesome 14

366-its alright. no reason to get butt hurt

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sens3sfailing 24

Ummm how was I butt hurt? I said politely to not be redundant. I didn't call them any childish names, or actually get mad, it was just a redundant comment to what I said. I doubt they noticed my comment mentioning doc. I was just saying

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MDTeddy 13

The iphone 5 must have one hell of a vibration.

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sens3sfailing 24

What joke? Being told not to get butt hurt over something I admittedly just left alone? I'm not seeing how it was funny in any way...

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DarkHelmet 10

So many questions to ask on this post I don't even know where to start...

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scottish_elf 0

My dad once told us about a patient of his who had a ***** broken off in his ass... The patient claimed his wife did it while he was asleep. Lol. Sure....

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GracesDelirium 9

I wonder if the patient was looking for a wifi hotspot....

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GypsyRover 0

91. Lmao! You would be happy to have a cellphone from someone's ass! In my 33 years of life,you have managed to be the most greedy, shameless person I have ever heard of!

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cjack188 13

My friend told me once that he had a patient who had a "buzz-lighter" wedged up his arse. To infinity and beyond alright......

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jetsown08 21

Who cares? No way in hell I'd ever use an iPhone that's been up someone's ass.

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PushMyButtons 5

"Hey, you got the new iPhone 5!" "Yeah, I got it out of my patients ass."

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feldco1 17

No, I heard it works pretty shitty. I tried.

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SamanthaCassieL 10

Nope- recent calls- kept it on vibrate and kept calling. When it stopped vibrating he took himself in.

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Inheritance 10

What guy in there right mind would shove an iPhone 5 up their ass? I mean if you hate Steve jobs don't be an ass about it.

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ninjawatcher 2

Who said it was a guy?

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Tolarie 13

If it didn't work, the next question becomes: does the warranty cover this?

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jacquesromualdez 12

Yeah could've been worse though. A Galaxy SIII or an iPad.

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pipeline101 6

You could always spray it with febreez and sell it on eBay as slightly *USED*

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wellfuuucckme 7

Is the iPhone 5 really that attractive ?

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143dav 8

I guess they were doing it gangnam style..

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unknown_user5566 26

Siri is pretty sexy, man...

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Warden1986 16

#70 Siri would be sexy if, she looked like The Big Bang Theory episode.

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Misskayfoyer 14

#112- OMG I love you for that comment :)

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PrimeEvilTahir 24

#4 - Just wondering... Do you put everything that you find attractive up your anus?

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tomhofer 14

I heard the maps sucked but not that bad.

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BeforeItWasCool 12

Maybe because they shoved it up their ass? And, maybe, just use a little logic here, OP is a doctor of some kind, making it OP's job. That'd most likely be why.

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lacespace 8

Because he wanted to Instagram his asshole.

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gabbybmo 5

I think she meant why would anybody put a phone in their asshole

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

264- She wasn't thumbed down because of the comment, it was all from the :( face. :( + Internet = lots of >: | people. Know what I mean or are you O.o?

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gabbybmo 5

lol I know what ya mean

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mhterp90 17

It's smaller then the last one so it will fit.

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maosquare 18

Well, it's not so much whether it's a wide ass hole. Rather - was it bleached?

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saffy66 34

If it wasn't before, it is now!

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Misskayfoyer 14

#184 - I wish I could thumb that up more than once xD

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thefatman38 4

That's money right there #184!!! Bonus round

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peachyFML 17

... But they lived!

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SenselessPattern 12

Now let's put it all together! Did it die? Yes. Yes, it did. But it still lived! Well, that didn't help anything.

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emilyjgraham 34

I once saw a girl who said she'd been jumping on her bed and fell on an aerosol can... saying that an aerosol can is much easier to get up a rectum that a phone :/ bizarre behaviour!

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Virginia6810 16

Maybe when the patient feels better he/she will post about it in a new FML and all of our questions will be answered.

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leeburns 5

One in a million doc one in a million!!!!!!

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ArielTheMermaid 17

There's no app for that

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