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Today, I now know why my next-door neighbour can't look me in the eye without smirking. He can hear every grunt, groan, fart and strain that happens in my bathroom from his bathroom. FML

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Smirk at him back! If he can hear you, you can hear him.

#12 - On 01/21/2011 at 3:16am by krysxkatastrophe

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you could always be like shut up! I know what you do in your bedroom... and walk away chuckling lol but thats creepy..

#6 - On 01/21/2011 at 3:04am by Waffcakes

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