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Today, I now know why my next-door neighbour can't look me in the eye without smirking. He can hear every grunt, groan, fart and strain that happens in my bathroom from his bathroom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22932) - you deserved it (3132)

On 01/20/2011 at 10:55pm - health - by Username -

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Smirk at him back! If he can hear you, you can hear him.

#12 - On 01/21/2011 at 3:16am by krysxkatastrophe

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This sounds like the start of a beautiful friendship lol

#4 - On 01/21/2011 at 3:02am by XxKyttixX

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